Ingénue.

I'm Jillian. I'm 18. And I've got a blog.
~ Monday, June 4 ~
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Note to everyone everywhere ever:

The worst thing you could do is ruin someone’s graduation. Don’t just try not to ruin it, DON’T RUIN IT DAMMIT.

Tags: It's their big day Don't poop on it
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tltty:

i’m more confident on the internet because there’s no eye contact involved


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~ Sunday, June 3 ~
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I know I’ve blogged about this before

And the repetition is probably an indication of how serious a problem this is but

Today i bought a pair of shoessssss

And they’re pretty

And they make me look attractive

Yes, when I put the shoes on I instantly become better looking

Because that’s how great they are

Honestly this is an issue I love shoes so much

When I have kids I’m gonna tell them to buy me lots of shoes when I’m old and in a nursing home since they will make me happy and they are my joy in lifeeeee

P.S I’m not psychotic I swear

Tags: Shoes Fashion Problems Obsession Girl
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  • Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
  • Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
  • Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
  • Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony

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NervousTruth: basstrip: delladilly: slattern: i’m not prepared for adulthoodwhat...

basstrip:

delladilly:

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

  • what are taxes and how do you “do” them
  • what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
  • what if you just decided not…

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  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped

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~ Friday, June 1 ~
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Gpoy

Gpoy


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~ Thursday, May 31 ~
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  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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